Athena The Goddess
By: Anesthetic
on Friday, August 30th 2002 at 4:31pm
Athena is a Goddess; she must be. A time of unhappiness must exist for a soul to be lifted in a divine manner, and although I wasn't unhappy I was mightily tired and ticked at trivial things (like a parking ticket and a chafed ass), so when I heard the message she left on my answering machine, I knew she could be nothing less. It was so good to hear her voice, not just the words, but her voice. And I laughed so much I didn't know my stomach would hurt like that (maybe because it was still empty and I'd barely eaten all day). Anyway, I listened to the voice of my affections give a detailed and hilarious message (special thanks to Elvish Kitty for dolphin sounds and butt-pinching) and I was cheered right up! You seem to have this ability of cheering me up when you're not even aware I'm a little down. Which means you do it without even trying =) Thank you. I've missed you. But I'll see you tonight, cutie.
Yours,
Morgan
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Wildman Wrote...
Friday, August 30th 2002 at 6:20pm
Delusions of grandeur? You can still hold the title of Divine Queen of the Universe while having a Goddess for a sibling too! I just realised, I know a cat that is nick-named Queenie, as her name is Queen. I'm going to call you Queenie from now on =)
Elvish Kitty Wrote...
Friday, August 30th 2002 at 6:29pm
Chafed ass? Oh ho!
And I'm not deluded. Not one little bit. I've simply just got more power than Athena does, being the MOTHER OF EARTH and all...I mean, a simple patron of Wisdom doesn't even COMPARE to that! And Owls? They're all my idea, and it took me a damned long time to work out the dimensions and other crap like that. It's not like creating an entire planet and its ecosystem is *easy*, after all. She just gets to sit around and get spewed out of Zeus' head.
If you call me Queenie, then I get to call you Dickhead. Fair enough trade, I think. >:)
Athena Wrote...
Thursday, September 12th 2002 at 12:19am
Humph! I invented spiders anyway...Flies'd be everywhere if it weren't for me!
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Elvish Kitty Wrote...
Friday, August 30th 2002 at 6:12pm
Hah! Goddess indeed! Who's the Divine Queen of the Universe? Not Athena! Me, that's right...it's AALLLLL me. Everything is my fault except Philosophy, Nuns, and Richard Simmons. That's all Athena's Fault. So HAH!!