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Are You Happy?

By: Anesthetic
on Saturday, February 15th 2003 at 2:42pm


If You're Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq
by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky -
Bomb Iraq!

If we have no alies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to Hell with the inspections!
Let's look tough for the elections!
Close your mind and take directions!
Bomb Iraq!

It's pre-emptive non-aggression. Bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see
And that's all the proof we need.
If they're not there, they must be there -
Bomb Iraq!

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq!

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy
And hiding ain't that easy,
And your manhood's gettin' queasy,
Bomb Iraq!

Fall in line and follow orders! Bomb Iraq!
For our might knows not our borders! Bomb Iraq!
Disagree? We'll call it treason.
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq!

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Comments for Are You Happy?

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6 Comments

Claytoris Wrote...

Saturday, February 15th 2003 at 7:07pm

i will bomb a rack

Elvish Kitty @ The H Wrote...

Sunday, February 16th 2003 at 4:27am

Hee hee!

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Sunday, February 16th 2003 at 8:55am

I'd rather fondle, caress, love a rack.

Quiggles Wrote...

Sunday, February 16th 2003 at 9:02am

Hahahaha... "what's a rack"?

Ak0dem1x Wrote...

Monday, February 17th 2003 at 12:22am

Oooh... new sorting feature... VERY cool! I was pretty sure that you wrote this, Morgan, just from the title.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Monday, February 17th 2003 at 8:32am

That'd be sorting and paging (10 per page, will be a user option next time I feel like updating things)...

plus data paging in various other places. The joys of a day off.

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