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World Of Warcraft Funnies

By: Anesthetic
on Wednesday, August 13th 2008 at 4:15am

World of Warcraft is my anti-everything. I play it a bunch and just recently a feature was added to the game. "Recruit-A-Friend" gives you a rick-diculous bonus to experience gained when you go around killing monsters with your recruited friend. I have some visuals to share with you.

First, there are three distinctive roles that can be adopted: Tank, Healer and DPS. The Tank uses their abilities to keep the attention of some/many monsters and tanks beatings. The Healer, as you've already guessed, makes sure the Tank does not die by healing them. DPS stands for Damage Per Second and refers to all characters whose role it is to cause damage to the monster(s) thus eventually vanquishing said monster(s), yielding experience and phat loot.

As a Warrior I've played the role of Tank for 2.5 years and the DPS version of a Warrior as well at the over-power DPS Warlock. I've been wanting to try a Healer role but haven't had the patience to make one. However, now that we've got RAF going... I've made a male Tauren Druid to heal with and my recruited friend has made a female Blood Elf Paladin to Tank/DPS.

Tauren and Blood Elf
Apparantly this combo has been done before and while wildly inappropriate, this was sent my way.

For those of you who are still reading I have below a series of comics that describe the mechanics of how a Druid healer does their thing. A true Druid healer can turn into the Tree of Life, receiving a 20% or 25% or some other such insane increase to the healing they dish out. You now know enough to read the following:

How To Heal As A Druid

How To Heal As A Druid

How To Heal As A Druid

How To Heal As A Druid

How To Heal As A Druid

How To Heal As A Druid

How To Heal As A Druid

How To Heal As A Druid

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Anesthetic Wrote...

Wednesday, August 13th 2008 at 4:22am

As my character will eventually be high enough level to take advantage of Treeform and turn into a Tree of Life, you'll note that there are no buds or flowers on said tree. Nor is there fruit. My name... is Fruitless.

mike Wrote...

Friday, August 15th 2008 at 8:56am

WoW is for suckers

thunderchicken Wrote...

Saturday, August 23rd 2008 at 11:08pm

However, you do get a cool tree necklace!

Elvish Kitty Wrote...

Thursday, August 28th 2008 at 8:20pm

I'm somewhat ashamed that I know what you're talking about.

I had a Tauren Shaman named Múkau. This amused me greatly.

Also...Hunters are the best. You get pets. You can tell your pets to slaughter things for you while you snipe from a distance, and then give them treats for being good.

Elvis Kitty Wrote...

Sunday, September 21st 2008 at 9:36pm

Sniping from a distance? Sounds like an "american coward" style of play to me. Hunters are usually gay. It's a real statistic on the WOW website. Most hunters polled admit to being or having been gay. And most gay people will say they enjoy being polled.

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