Once upon a time, in a land that isn't here, a young woman tripped over her own feet and fell off the edge of the world. She landed some distance away on a pile of tree carcasses, which someone had haphazardly piled in the midst of a living room.

Wondering for several moments before she realized that the dog was on the ceiling, the young woman bounced her invisible Wookie sideways across the floor to where the shadow waited. When nothing happened, she got confused.

"I am a chord," she said to the upside-down dog. "Be with the garden sign of wet."

The dog walked down the wall, talons skittering across the wall paper.

"There is no sense that sense can make that makes sense to me, in the garden of tree carcases and the Wookie Woods," the dog said. "Be one with the wheeling ways of wankers."

And the young woman nodded, and went home appeased.

No, I have no idea where the hell that came from. I just know it wasn't crack or shrooms...I'm too poor to afford those...

 

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