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Posted by: Elvish Kitty in Useless 'n Shit
Monday, May 1st 2006 at 8:59pm

I've been getting all sorts of crazy emails in my school account recently. They're from real names (as in, names I'd expect people to have), but the subjects are the weirdest damned things ever.

For example:

Bell pepper hefty
bologna dispossess
recreational cheapness
obtuse window

Some of them sound like a program came along and stuck two words together in the hopes that a mark would open the email and get blasted with the virus inside. Bologna disposses has got to be my favourite though.

 

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Asrai Wrote...

Monday, May 1st 2006 at 9:09pm

Yes, but what does it dispose of?

Elvish Kitty Wrote...

Monday, May 1st 2006 at 9:42pm

I dunno, but I think all of those would make good band names...

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Monday, May 1st 2006 at 10:17pm

it's called spam :P random real words, from random real names are more likely to get by any filtering... go figure.

Anesthetic Wrote...

Tuesday, May 2nd 2006 at 12:48am

I want an obtuse window. Why are you deleting such important mail ! I ALSO lost my second Bell pepper hefty, so if you DO decided to keep those emails, let me know where I can get another. Do not, I say again, do not get a bologna dispossesser; they're not worth the hassle.

Anesthetic Wrote...

Tuesday, May 2nd 2006 at 12:48am

Meriam-Webster's word of the day is:

adduce • \uh-DOOSS\ Audio icon • verb
: to offer as example, reason, or proof in discussion or analysis

Check incoming mail for that word.

Conor Wrote...

Tuesday, May 2nd 2006 at 11:19am

No? What's so wrong with a bologna dispossesser? I could use one of those! But, it's the Bell Pepper Hefty that REALLY turns me crank. Give me one of those! With oneof those, I wouldn't have to worry about my recreational cheapness.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Tuesday, May 2nd 2006 at 9:32pm

I like bell peppers and if they're hefty, alll the better.

Quigley Wrote...

Wednesday, May 3rd 2006 at 1:29pm

Bean, your spelling is atrocious. Dispossess isn't the same as disposes :P

deanna Wrote...

Sunday, May 7th 2006 at 11:10pm

I've started getting those, too!
Today's best ones are: Buddhism grandma, conserve undertook, rape hierarchical, amateurish riding, and boxcar ponderous

Elvish Kitty Wrote...

Sunday, May 7th 2006 at 11:13pm

I think I got rape hierarchical too!

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