Hee hee
Posted by: Elvish Kitty in Work 'n Life
Tuesday, November 21st 2006 at 12:34pm
Get this one:
"I'm sorry sir, you can't sit on the displays."
"What?"
"You can't sit on the displays, sir."
"Why not?"
"Because those are for people to buy."
"But why can't I sit her?"
"Because that's a pile of door mats. It's on display."
"But I'm sitting, why can't I sit here?"
"Because that's not a chair. Please move, sir. There should be space on one of the benches."
In his defense, he didn't speak English all that well. But at least this guy didn't make me angry...I just found the whole thing funny.
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Elvis Kitty Wrote...
Sunday, September 21st 2008 at 7:05am
I would have shot that mofo for calling you "sir". However, maybe you should consider waxing your lip?
Elvish Kitty Wrote...
Sunday, September 21st 2008 at 3:01pm
I was the one calling the 'mofo' sir, though, since I was the one being polite. But thanks for the sentiment. And my upper lip is miraculously devoid of hair, on account of the fact that I'm female and am not suffering from a hormone imbalance, though I appreciate your advice.
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mike Wrote...
Wednesday, November 22nd 2006 at 7:34pm
you're a horrible person for laughing. please lash yourself 10 times for this abominable act. when you have finished, please return and tell us what you learned on your odyssey of pain.